“[L]ifetime of guaranteed happiness” = type two diabetes.
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Read that copy. OMG, read that fucking copy.
I remember drinking Pepsi when I was 4. And I never fit in!
I was drinking Coke out of my fucking baby bottle and boy am I still socially awkward.
Boosts Personality!