“[L]ifetime of guaranteed happiness” = type two diabetes.
fashionofthechrist:

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Read that copy. OMG, read that fucking copy.

I remember drinking Pepsi when I was 4. And I never fit in!

I was drinking Coke out of my fucking baby bottle and boy am I still socially awkward.

Boosts Personality!

“[L]ifetime of guaranteed happiness” = type two diabetes.

fashionofthechrist:

stuffparty:redcloud:notdickless:whatconsumesme:tumblr_l3rlvqPz7z1qabj53o1_r1_500.jpg

Read that copy. OMG, read that fucking copy.

I remember drinking Pepsi when I was 4. And I never fit in!

I was drinking Coke out of my fucking baby bottle and boy am I still socially awkward.

Boosts Personality!